Monday, 19 April 2010

Haiku #120

Health and beauty gurus
recommending them - the bed's
6,000 plastic nails.

8 comments:

  1. Oo-er Dave, doesn't sound like a good night's sleep!

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  2. Awkward attempt at overdone acupuncture?

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  3. ... very 'The Princess and the Pea' haiku!

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  4. Ouch! Don't think the sleepless nights would encourage beauty - bags under the eyes. As for health? all those bruises!

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  5. Derrick
    I get the impression no one stays in (on) it that long!

    Gwei
    The bed does, you mean?

    Kass
    Full marks! It is said to have some of the benefits of acupuncture - except that the plastic nails have rounded tips so as not to puncture.

    Helen
    Some pea!

    Studio Sylvia
    They do say it's cool, though - doesn't that help?

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