(Well, it made me smile.) South Midlands police force has been officially warned against wearing thongs or bright boxer shorts. A retired officer relates that in his day (now?) the uniform material was "so serge" that many of them took to wearing pyjama bottoms. - presumably under their uniform! (Heard on Radio 2 this morning.)
Haiku #238
ASDA C.E.O.
calls his fruit and veg below par -
he's new in the job
That must be the sight.
ReplyDeleteI can understand not wearing thongs with scratchy material, but bright boxers? The ASDA boss may not be new for long!
ReplyDeleteI always knew that it was a mystery what went on under a policeman's helmet, now it seems the same can be said for trousers!
ReplyDeleteSorry, but I never did quite get that thong thing...like wearing a wedgie all day!
ReplyDeleteIn looking back at several of your posts .... you make me smile - because you like to smile!
ReplyDeleteMust confess, never gave one thought to what might be under a law enforcement officer's uniform.
NOW?
I've been trying to work out how they're going to enforce "no thongs"......
ReplyDeleteCan't be caught with a panty, underwear line under those trousers!
ReplyDeleteBe grateful they don't go the full monty that would really be something out of the box.
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed your comments. I had thought of a play on knickers and knickers, but thought that might be a little too obvious, as is born out by the fact that you all avoided it.
Much appreciate your responses.