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Monday, 19 April 2010

Haiku #120

Health and beauty gurus
recommending them - the bed's
6,000 plastic nails.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Oo-er Dave, doesn't sound like a good night's sleep!

@ctors Business said...

Haha it takes all sorts!

Kass said...

Awkward attempt at overdone acupuncture?

Helen said...

... very 'The Princess and the Pea' haiku!

Anonymous said...

Ouch! Don't think the sleepless nights would encourage beauty - bags under the eyes. As for health? all those bruises!

Dave King said...

Derrick
I get the impression no one stays in (on) it that long!

Gwei
The bed does, you mean?

Kass
Full marks! It is said to have some of the benefits of acupuncture - except that the plastic nails have rounded tips so as not to puncture.

Helen
Some pea!

Studio Sylvia
They do say it's cool, though - doesn't that help?

Ronda Laveen said...

Stimulating!

Jingle said...

very smart lines!