Below is the third - and, so far as I can tell at present, the final - draft of a poem for which I have been quite unable to find a title to...
Friday, 20 August 2010
(Well, it made me smile.) South Midlands police force has been officially warned against wearing thongs or bright boxer shorts. A retired officer relates that in his day (now?) the uniform material was "so serge" that many of them took to wearing pyjama bottoms. - presumably under their uniform! (Heard on Radio 2 this morning.)
calls his fruit and veg below par -
he's new in the job